My friend falls into and makes canyons for a living

My friend falls into and makes canyons for a living.

He's a fissure man

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A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

t I was right, you know; Bitches can't drive," right before the car falls.

When first responders get to the scene and the car is eventually hauled back up, no one really knows what to make of the couple's dog seat-belted into the driver's seat.

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What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon?.

What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon?.

A fjordian slip

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How do you make a child fall asleep at night?.

How do you make a child fall asleep at night?.

You scare the living daylights outta them.

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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

A: To make up for his miserable summer. (Credit Southern Living)

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The man and the priests horse.

The man and the priests horse.

Once there was a man who needed a horse. He went to the market and found a horse for sale, which was currently owned by a priest. He asked if he could buy the horse, and the priest said ‘Sure! One thing though, instead of ‘YeeHaw’, you say ‘praise the lord’ to make the horse go.Inste... read more

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While hiking at the Grand Canyon for the first time, my girlfriend was inspired by the view.

While hiking at the Grand Canyon for the first time, my girlfriend was inspired by the view.

She confidently walked up to the edge and she turned to me and said "Ya know, I really want to make a difference. I really want to make an impact on this world."...All she needed was a little push in the right direction.

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