What do you call an Italian moose on an incline

What do you call an Italian moose on an incline.

Moose-a-leani

What do you call a moose that is a narcissist?.

A moose-issist.

(From my 8 yo)

What do you call a moose with no name?.

Anonymoose

What do you call a sad elk?.

Lachry-moose

What do you call the leader of a group of moose?.

Mooselini.

What do you call a quadriplegic moose wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?.

A non-knee moose!

Ba-dum-tiss

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?.

A Moosical