For the musically inclined..

For the musically inclined...

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," and E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D co... read more

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The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat.An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Later, a D comes ... read more

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