An infinite number of mathematically inclined cows walk into a bar..

An infinite number of mathematically inclined cows walk into a bar...

And the bartender says, "close the door! Were you raised in a barn?!"But the cows keep shuffling in. Because they don't understand English.

What do you call an infinitely small cow?.

a moot point.

Two cows are standing in a barn.

Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease?Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

Q: Why is the barn so noisy? A: Because the cows have horns.

Two cows are talking in the barn.

Cow A: Yo, what do you think about the "mad cow" disease?"Cow B: The f*ck do I care, I'm a squirrel.

How do you get 500 cows into a barn?.

Put a bingo sign on it.

Two cows are chillin in a barn and one says...

"Are you afraid of that mad cow disease?" Cow #2 responds "Why the f*ck would I care, I'm a squirrel"