A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car

A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

The man and woman get into a heated argument about bad driving, and whose fault this is.The argument is cut short by the car's horn beeping repeatedly while the dog barks excessively. Glaring at the woman, the man bitterly complains, "Well it doesn't fucking matter, we're about to die anyway. Bu... read more

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In an argument, a woman always has the last word.

In an argument, a woman always has the last word.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Dog at the bar.

Dog at the bar.

A man's sitting next to a dog at the bar

Woman walks in, "Is your dog friendly? I'm a dog lover, can I pet him?"

Man replies "sure"

Dog proceeds to bite woman

Irate woman to the man, "I thought you said your dog was friendly! "

Man replies, "That aint my dog"

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A man and a woman were...

A man and a woman were...

A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about thi... read more

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The debates flipped gender roles.

The debates flipped gender roles.

Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.

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Who enjoys sex more - man or woman?.

who enjoys sex more - man or woman?.

A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed sex more. The man argued,"Of course men enjoy sex more than women, no doubt about it!".The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels b... read more

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Who enjoys sex more - man or woman?.

who enjoys sex more - man or woman?.

A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed sex more.

The man argued,"Of course men enjoy sex more than women, no doubt about it!".

The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?

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