My wife came home yesterday..

My wife came home yesterday...

and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the r... read more

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My wife came home yesterday...

My wife came home yesterday...

and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."

"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.

"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

"In the lake."

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Repost (pretty sure) suspiciously knowledgable wife.

repost (pretty sure) suspiciously knowledgable wife.

wife calls the husband at work. "can you send a mechanic to our house, the carburettor is flooded."

husband is taken aback and becomes suspicious. "how do you know that?" he asks.

"because the car is at the bottom of the pool".

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Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?.

Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?.

He was mechanically inclined

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Man 1: This poem is so badly written. I don't even know what it says.

Man 1: This poem is so badly written. I don't even know what it says.

Man 2: That's the verse part of it!

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I have a degree in the design and mechanics of television controllers.

I have a degree in the design and mechanics of television controllers.

I don't know what I'm going to do with this remote knowledge.

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Hedgehogs...

Hedgehogs...

I don't know why hedgehogs think that rolling into a ball is a good defence mechanism.

I wasn't going to kick it before.

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