An ad appeared in the local paper that read "Wanted. Man to mate with an ape, $5,000 Call the zoo"

An ad appeared in the local paper that read "Wanted. Man to mate with an ape, $5,000. Call the zoo".

A less than bright man reads the ad and contacted the zoo. After a few questions, he said he was inclined to proceed with the process with 3 requirements:1. There will be absolutely no kissing involved.2. If this union proves fruitful, the children will be raised Catholic.3. ... read more

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