My friend loves to run uphill

My friend loves to run uphill.

He always feels inclined to do so.

A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift.

It was an uphill battle.

My friend is trying to convince me not to buy a Tesla because electric cars use up a lot of battery going uphill.

But that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

People always call me a contrarian,.

but I'm inclined to disagree.

Wanna hear a physics pun?.

If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?

An old blind cowboy is making his way to the bar...

Using his cane he feels his way down the street: tap tap tap. He feels his way to the door: tap tap tap. He feels his way inside to the bar: tap tap tap. He feels his way to a stool: tap tap tap.The gruff old cowboy makes himself comfortable, and upon settling in, asks to the other patrons a... read more

My therapist thinks that I may have trouble trusting him because I'm always lying down flat on his couch at our appointments.

But I'm not inclined to believe him