My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day

My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day.

I'm half inclined to agree with them.

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I'm not saying I'm lazy, but during a game of tennis...

I'm not saying I'm lazy, but during a game of tennis...

The umpire said "break point" and I headed for my chair.

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I love to hunt lounge chairs...

I love to hunt lounge chairs...

It's not the kill that excites me, it's the thrill of the chaise.

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My husband and I were relaxing on lounge chairs on a Jamaica beach, half listening to a couple walking 
ankle deep in the clear water.

My husband and I were relaxing on lounge chairs on a Jamaica beach, half listening to a couple walking

ankle deep in the clear water. The woman was extolling the beauty of the island when suddenly she let out a scream. “Oh!” she shrieked. “There are fish in here!” Janet Davis, Quakertown, Pennsylvania

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I'm so lazy.

I'm so lazy.

I'm so lazy my mom gets onto me about sleeping all the time, she once asked me "Is sleeping all you're good at?"

I said "Yea, I could do it with my eyes closed."

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I value simplicity above all in my life.

I value simplicity above all in my life.

Maybe that's just because I'm lazy

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Today my math teacher showed us how a lazy dog is the same as a sheet of paper.

Today my math teacher showed us how a lazy dog is the same as a sheet of paper.

A lazy dog is a slow pup. A slope up is an inclined plane. An ink lined plane is a sheet of paper.

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