My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day

My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day.

I'm half inclined to agree with them.

I'm not saying I'm lazy, but during a game of tennis...

The umpire said "break point" and I headed for my chair.

I love to hunt lounge chairs...

It's not the kill that excites me, it's the thrill of the chaise.

My husband and I were relaxing on lounge chairs on a Jamaica beach, half listening to a couple walking

ankle deep in the clear water. The woman was extolling the beauty of the island when suddenly she let out a scream. “Oh!” she shrieked. “There are fish in here!” Janet Davis, Quakertown, Pennsylvania

I'm so lazy.

I'm so lazy my mom gets onto me about sleeping all the time, she once asked me "Is sleeping all you're good at?"

I said "Yea, I could do it with my eyes closed."

I value simplicity above all in my life.

Maybe that's just because I'm lazy

Today my math teacher showed us how a lazy dog is the same as a sheet of paper.

A lazy dog is a slow pup. A slope up is an inclined plane. An ink lined plane is a sheet of paper.