# Wanna hear a physics pun?

Wanna hear a physics pun?.

If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?

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##### Why is an aircraft painted?.

Why is an aircraft painted?.

To prevent it from looking **plane**.

##### I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white.

I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white.

Looked pretty plane to me.

##### What's a mathematician's favorite Christmas song?.

What's a mathematician's favorite Christmas song?.

Angles we have heard in high, sweetly singing o'er the plane.

##### The FAA has determined that it will never need to ground a Boeing aircraft again.

The FAA has determined that it will never need to ground a Boeing aircraft again.

The planes can clearly ground themselves!

##### Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane?.

Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane?.

Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable.

##### What time is it?.

What time is it?.

In some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."