An old blind cowboy is making his way to the bar..

An old blind cowboy is making his way to the bar...

Using his cane he feels his way down the street: tap tap tap. He feels his way to the door: tap tap tap. He feels his way inside to the bar: tap tap tap. He feels his way to a stool: tap tap tap.The gruff old cowboy makes himself comfortable, and upon settling in, asks to the other patrons a... read more

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