Credit to /u/Poem_for_your_sprog

Credit to /u/Poem_for_your_sprog.

He sat and sighed beside the road -His engine's gasket blown.His car was old and cold and towed.The man was left alone.-'I need to find a place to stayUntil it's fixed,' he spoke -But as he rose to walk awayArrived a band of folk.... read more

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