"The Best Little Johnny Joke"

"The Best Little Johnny Joke".

My mate told me this, describing it as the best Little Johnny Joke. I'm inclined to agree.Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the babywas born without ears.When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny'sfamily was invited over to see the baby... read more

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Little Johnnys neighbour.

Little Johnnys neighbour.

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Later that evening they are looking at the baby.

Johnny's mom: Wow your baby is so cute.

Johnny: Yeah he is adorable

Neighbor: Thanks we are so happy to have him. A special thing about him is that he was born with perfect 20 20 vision.

Johnny: Good because if he needed glasses he'd be f*cked

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Little Johnnys neighbour.

Little Johnnys neighbour.

One day little Johnny comes home from school and his mom tells him that they are going over to the neighbors house to see their new baby. However the baby has a defect, he was born with no ears. Knowing that Johnny will say something rude his mom warns him and tells him to be polite. Johnny agrees.

Later that evening they are looking at the baby.

Johnny's mom: Wow your baby is so cute.

Johnny: Yeah he is adorable

Neighbor: Thanks we are so happy to have him. A special thing about him is that he was born with perfect 20 20 vision.

Johnny: Good because if he needed glasses he'd be f*cked

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Can little girls have babies?.

Can little girls have babies?.

Little Johnny asks his mom "Can little girls have babies?"

Little Johnny's mom looks puzzled and replies "Of course not."

Little Johnny excitedly runs back to the window and yells to little Sally "It's OK! we can play that game again!"

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Little Johnny.

Little Johnny.

Little Johnny’s next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby.Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid their son would have a wise c... read more

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The baby without ears.

The baby without ears.

Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the ba... read more

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Little Johnny.

Little Johnny.

rack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny’s dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, “Now, son…that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I’m really going to spank your butt when we get back home.” I promise not to mention his ears at all,” said Little Johnny.

At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby’s hand. He looked at it’s mother and said, “Oh, what a beautiful little baby!” The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny’s comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, “Thank you very much, Little Johnny.” He then said,” This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet.

Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good? The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies “Why, yes… his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?”

Little Johnny said, “Well, it’s a good thing, cause he’d be screwed if he needed to wear glasses.”

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