A rope walks into a bar

A rope walks into a bar.

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.The bartender says "We don't serve your kind 'round 'ere!" and tosses him out.The rope, really in need of a drink since his main string just left him for a lasso, ties himself in a knot over sorrow, throws himself on the ground, and rolls do... read more

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A rope walks into a bar.

A rope walks into a bar.

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says "We don't serve your kind 'round 'ere!" and tosses him out.

The rope, really in need of a drink since his main string just left him for a lasso, ties himself in a knot over sorrow, throws himself on the ground, and rolls down the heavily inclined street, bouncing into fencing, trees, garbage cans, and a small child.

The rope, now barely recognizable, picks himself up, marches back into the bar, and demands his beverage of choice. The bartender looks up, suspiciously, and asks "Ain't you that rope I just threw outta 'ere?"

The rope retorts "No, sir, I'm a frayed knot."

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A tattered rope walks into a bar...

A tattered rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey, are you a lasso?"

The rope replies, "Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."

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A bit of rope walks into a bar...

A bit of rope walks into a bar...

A bit a rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here." The rope walks out of the bar and proceeds to twist himself around into a tangled mess. He then tousels the ends of himself before walking back into the bar. The bartender says "Aren't you that bit of rope I just kicked o... read more

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I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice.

I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice.

How did I get roped into this?

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A rope walks into a bar.

A rope walks into a bar.

The bartender says that ropes aren’t allowed and the rope has to leaveThe rope leaves and ties himself into a knotHe walks back in and the bartender asks if he was the same rope from beforeThe rope said, “No, I’m knot”

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A rope walks into a bar...

A rope walks into a bar...

y, the rope ties himself into a pretzel, and takes his head and combs it loosely, so it's quite disheveled. He walks into the bar, sits down, and asks for a beer.

"Say," says the barkeep, "aren't you a rope?"

The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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