What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair?

What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair?.

I'm inclined to help you get to where you need to go

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A boy just saved Donald Trump's life.

A boy just saved Donald Trump's life.

And Trump says he can have anything he wants.The boy asks for a wheelchair ramp for his family's van, and unlimited access to handicapped parking.Trump asks the boy if this is for his mom or his dad. The boy says that it's for him."But kid, you're not in a wheelchair.... read more

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I used the ramp...

I used the ramp...

because i felt inclined

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Help me?.

Help me?.

Alright, this one isn't a joke, but this is one of my favorite boards to lurk, and I need help. I'm giving a wedding speech tomorrow. I'm the groom. I really only have enough space in the speech for one joke. I want to insert it early in the speech, and have it be a great ice breaker. Nothing overly... read more

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An argument in a bar.

An argument in a bar.

There are two men in a bar. One of them happens to be a paraplegic in a wheelchair.An argument begins between the two men and gets heated and one man punches the man in the wheelchair knocking him down. The man who was in the wheelchair looks up at the man who knocked him down and responds... read more

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Man in a wheelchair at the beer store.

Man in a wheelchair at the beer store.

I was buying beer and there was this older southern gentleman in a wheelchair was looking at beer too. I said if he needed help grabbing anything to let me know and I'd help. In a slow long southern draw he said:"I appreciate cha... I'm just shopping for my son... He really likes these craf... read more

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What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican?.

What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican?.

'WE NEED TO BUILD A RAMP!'

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