About to go to Arlington National Cemetery with my family

About to go to Arlington National Cemetery with my family.

Me: “Arlington - our nations most hallowed ground”Dad: “actually I think the Grand Canyon is our nations most hallowed ground”Me: “the ultimate dad joke - happy Father’s Day haha”

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Dad joke from the greatest Dad ever.

Dad joke from the greatest Dad ever.

My dad was intermed yesterday at Arlington National cemetery, so to salute the great man who served in WWII, here's one of his favorite jokes:If you're Russian to go to the bathroom, and walk out Finnish, what are you while inside?European!

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What did the Pope say to the heretic who successfully lobbied to be buried on hallowed ground?.

What did the Pope say to the heretic who successfully lobbied to be buried on hallowed ground?.

"What we have here is a failure to excommunicate!"

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If the Earth is our mother...

If the Earth is our mother...

then I bet our dad is gravity, because he keeps grounding us.

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The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling...

The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling...

And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

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*My dad helping me find a gf*

*My dad helping me find a gf*

Dad: What do you want most in a woman?

Me: My dick.

*Grounded and high fived*

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*My dad helping me find a gf*.

*My dad helping me find a gf*.

Dad: What do you want most in a woman?Me: My dick.*Grounded and high fived*

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