A penguin is out for a drive

A penguin is out for a drive.

on a beautiful afternoon when he decides to grab an ice cream cone. After enjoying his delicious vanilla cone he decides to be on his way. Just a couple of miles down the road, his car dies abruptly. But what luck!! Just down a slight incline there is an auto shop, so the penguin throws his car in... read more

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A penguin takes his car to the shop for maintenance.

A penguin takes his car to the shop for maintenance.

He goes across the street to a ice cream stand for a vinilla cone. Later he goes back to the shop to check on his car. Mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal". Penguin goes "No, it's just ice cream".

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A penguin's car breaks down.

A penguin's car breaks down.

He brings it to his mechanic and the mechanic tells him it will take a while to diagnose the issue. It's a hot day out and so the penguin decides to go across the street to have an ice cream cone while he waits. He then returns to the mechanic's shop and his mechanic says "well, it looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replies "oh no, this is just ice cream"

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A penguin driving through the desert.

A penguin driving through the desert.

started to have car trouble, so he decided to drive to the nearest mechanic to get his car checked out. After he dropped his car off, he decided to walk down the block to get some ice cream, since it was a particularly hot day. Unfortunately, he was only able to devour about half of his vanilla cone... read more

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This penguin is driving around.

This penguin is driving around.

when his car breaks down. He brings it to the local mechanic, a walrus. The walrus says it'll be a while, so he might as well get something to eat. The penguin decides to get some ice cream, because penguins love ice cream. But penguins are also very messy eaters. He gets this ice cream all over his face. After two or three cones, he goes back to the walrus to check on his car.

"how's it looking" asks the penguin.

"It looks like you blew a seal." says the walrus.

"What! No man, it's just some ice cream."

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Another penguin joke. nsfw

Another penguin joke. nsfw.

A penguin takes his car in to a mechanic, and the mechanic tells him it will be an hour until he is ready. So the penguin decides to get an ice cream cone.

Penguins don't have opposable thumbs let alone fingers so he ends up with ice cream all over himself.

Later, he returns to the mechanic who says"I found the problem. It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "No, I just ate some ice cream."

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A penguin's car breaks down..

A penguin's car breaks down..

So he goes to the nearest mechanic. The mechanic told the penguin that it'll be a little while until he figures out the problem. The penguin notices one of his favorite ice cream places down the road and decides to go grab a vanilla cone.

The penguin finishes his ice cream and heads back to the mechanic.

The penguin asks the mechanic if he has found the problem. The mechanic replies with "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin then replies "No no no! I was just eating ice cream down the street I swear!"

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