This penguin is driving around.
when his car breaks down. He brings it to the local mechanic, a walrus. The walrus says it'll be a while, so he might as well get something to eat. The penguin decides to get some ice cream, because penguins love ice cream. But penguins are also very messy eaters. He gets this ice cream all over his face. After two or three cones, he goes back to the walrus to check on his car.
"how's it looking" asks the penguin.
"It looks like you blew a seal." says the walrus.
"What! No man, it's just some ice cream." Read More