A physicist, an engineer and an IT guy are driving along in a car..

A physicist, an engineer and an IT guy are driving along in a car...

Suddenly, the engine makes a spurting noise, turns itself off, and the car comes to a halt.The physicist says "No need to worry, my friends. We are on a descent, and the degree of incline means I can get out and push the car with enough force to get us back in motion".The engineer an... read more

What do you call a car that can go super fast, but only every now and then?.

A spurts car

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...

Table.

A Physicist, an engineer and an architect are sitting in a taxi.

The engineer says: What makes it drive?The physicist says: Why does it drive ?And the architect says: Your fare will be 17.45$.

An engineer, physicist and mathematician are in an interview (with no accountants) ...

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are in an interview. The engineer is asked, 'What is 2+2?'. The engineer instantly pulls out his calculator, but since its floating point processor firmware has a bug, 2+2 gives him 3.999 which he tells the panel. The physicist is asked the same q... read more

An engineer, a physicist and a statistician go deer hunting.

An engineer, a physicist and a statistician go deer hunting. They see a massive buck, and the physicist gets to take the first shot.The physicist takes out a notepad and pencil and starts calculating, "Account for coriolis force, air friction...carry the 9..." Finally the physicist has calcu... read more

An engineer a Physicist and a Philosopher sit in a Taxi...

The engineer asks " how does it ride?"

The Physicist asks " why does it ride?"

And the philosopher asks "where do you want to ride?"