Three racehorses are in the stable after race day..

Three racehorses are in the stable after race day...

The first horse says to the other two "You know something funny, today I was wearing number three in my race and I came third"The second horse raises his eyebrows (?) and says "Weird, really weird. I was wearing number two today and, would you believe it, I came second in my race".Th... read more

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Horse race.

A man has a racehorse who never won a race.

Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning."

The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track.

He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING"

The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

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The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."

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The two best racehorses in the country.

The two best racehorses in the country.

There were these two racehorses, Galem and Gollum. They were raised together and had been racing side by side their entire lives. Everyone loved to watch them. They were always faster than the other horses; as a matter of fact, they were the best racehorses in the country.As good as ... read more

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The owner of a racehorse is angry.

The owner of a racehorse is angry.

The owner of a racehorse is angry because the horse he paid so much money for has yet to win a race.

Listen to me, the man says, grabbing the horse by the harness. You'd better win this race or you'll be working the farm tomorrow.

The horses line up in the gates, the starting gun sounds, and the gate is removed. All of the horses take off for the finish line, except the owner's horse. He is fast asleep in his starting pen.

What the heck do you think you're doing? the owner yells at the horse.

I'm grabbing some rest, says the horse. I've got to work the farm early tomorrow morning.

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A man wakes up at 7 am.

A man wakes up at 7 am.

us stop, he sees a horse race. Horse number 7 is racing and is in the 7th stall with 7 other horses. "This must be my opportunity," he thinks. He tells the man in charge of the wagers- "Bid me $70 dollars on horse number 7." As the race starts, the man is feeling more comfortable than ever

The horse comes in 7th.

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So some racehorses are chatting in the stables. When one starts to boast of his track record. "Out of my last 15 races, I've won 8!".

"That's nothing, I've won 19 of my last 27," said another."Oh that's good," says an older horse. "But out of my last 36 races, I've won28!"At this point the racehorses notice that a greyhound had been siting silently,listening into the conversation. "Excuse me gentlemen. But ... read more

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