So this cowboy buys a new horse..

So this cowboy buys a new horse...

As he's saddling him up to leave the ranch, the previous owner tells him, "There's only one thing different about this here horse. He was raised by a preacher since he was a pony. If you want him to stop, you say Amen. If you want him to go, you say praise the Lord.""Yeah, yeah, yeah!" the c... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #Canyon #Holler #Skid #Clatter

Similar Jokes:

Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote.

Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote.

Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."

Read More
More jokes about: #Coyote
Another 'intelligent' joke.

Another 'intelligent' joke.

Once a guy was putting a saddle on the horse but on the opposite side of the horse. A passerby stops, laughs and says "Buddy, you are putting the saddle on the other side of the horse". The guy slaps the passerby and says "How do you know which way I am going ?"

Read More
More jokes about: #Slaps
A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one.

A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

Read More
More jokes about: #Animal jokes
A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one.

A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge."Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

Read More
More jokes about: #Animal
When my nephew, Victor, was five, I took him to a local stable for a pony ride.

When my nephew, Victor, was five, I took him to a local stable for a pony ride. He was very impressed that the stable hands were riding without a saddle. I explained to him that it's called riding bareback. When I returned him to his parents, they asked him how he enjoyed his pony ride. He excitedly told them that he saw grownups riding naked!

Read More
Once there was a guy named Bill who wanted a horse.

Once there was a guy named Bill who wanted a horse. On Craigslist, Bill saw a Christian horse so he went to check it out. When Bill got to the ranch, the horse's owner said "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'amen' to make him stop." Bill got on the horse and said "praise the Lord." the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord" and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the cliff and says: "AMEN." The horse stops and Bill says: "Whew! Praise the lord!"

Read More
More jokes about: #Relationship