I would look more like a mountain.

I would look more like a mountain..

if I were so inclined.

An American, a Japanese and a Bosnian architect are looking at a mountain.

American: If we Americans started drilling on the one end of the mountain and on the other end of the mountain, we would build a tunnel in about two months.

Japanese: That's nothing, if we Japanese started drilling on the one end of the mountain and on the other end of the mountain, we would build a far better tunnel in only one month.

Bosnian: If we Bosnians started drilling on the one end of the mountain and on the other and of the mountain, in one month our employer would get two tunnels for the price of one.

When I first joined the army they said that it'd be just like the movies.

I didn't think that the movie they were referring to was brokeback mountain!

A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain.

A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it.The brunette jumped off and said she wanted to be an Eagle, so she turned into an Eagle and flew ... read more

When it comes to climbing on my roof,.

I have two options, and between shimmying up the drainage pipe and using a portable set of inclined steps, I would take the ladder of the two.

Bob Dylan misspoke and would like to issue a correction.

"It was me you were looking for, babe."

If I were a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.