Three men are in a hot-air balloon

Three men are in a hot-air balloon.

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They ... read more

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Three men are in a hot-air balloon.

Three men are in a hot-air balloon.

hear the echo several times).

15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"

One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."

Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"

The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."

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Three men are in a hot-air balloon.

Three men are in a hot-air balloon.

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).

15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"

One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."

Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"

The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."

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TIFU in a hot air balloon.

TIFU in a hot air balloon.

... It was amazing.

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Philosophers in hot air balloons.

Philosophers in hot air balloons.

They think highly of us.

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Two men decided to try riding in a hot air balloon...

Two men decided to try riding in a hot air balloon...

says hello.

*Ballooners*: Excuse us sir...could you tell us where we are?

*Man in suit*: You are fifty feet up in the air in a hot air balloon.

*Ballooners*: \[**Angrily**\] You must be a lawyer.

*Man in suit*: Why's that?

*Ballooners*: Because your stupid answer is of absolutely no use to us, but is factually correct.

*Man in suit*: You two are typical clients.

*Ballooners*: Why is that?

*Man in suit*: Because you got yourselves into a situation without getting any advice and now you are yelling at your lawyer over it.

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Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana...

Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana...

The more you blaze it, the higher you become.

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