I recently went to the dentist and he wanted to take a mould of my mouth. When he was done he didn't like the mould so he asked me to do it again

I recently went to the dentist and he wanted to take a mould of my mouth. When he was done he didn't like the mould so he asked me to do it again.

I said "WHAT?! I usually make a good first impression..."

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I asked him why, and he told me: “Every day it’s just the same mould, same mould”

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My dentist asked me if I floss between meals.

"No, usually between teeth" I replied.

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