The Leprechaun (NSFW)

The Leprechaun (NSFW).

A guy walks into the bar bathroom and begins to relieve himself at a urinal. Shortly thereafter a short man walks in and does the same in the next urinal over. The taller gentleman catches himself sneaking a peek and notices the short man's penis is exceptionally large. Embarrassed, he apologizes... read more

The Man and the Leprechaun.

A man walks into a public restroom to relieve himself. The urinal is one of those long trench types without walls to separate people. The man unzips and assumes the position when in walks a very short red-bearded man wearing a green suit and green bowler hat with a clover in it. There was no mist... read more

Leprechauns do exist.

A man walks into the men's bathroom to take a piss. Low and behold, after a few seconds into relieving himself a very short man walks in and begins peeing in the urinal next to him. Curious about the little fellow, the man looks over the wall separator and tries to get a glimpse of the smaller man's... read more

A man standing at the urinal looks over and sees a Leprechaun.

At the urinal next to his. The Leprechaun has a massively huge dick, the guy asks "Hey how did you get your dick so big?". The Leprechaun says, "I'm a Leprechaun, I can have whatever I want.". Pressing, the man says, "How could I make mine that large?". The Leprechaun replies, "If you let me put my ... read more

Why is it difficult to borrow money from a leprechaun?.

Because he’s always a little short.

An Irishman goes into a bar...

ing to have a dick that big."

Short guy says, "I'm a leprechaun. I'll grant you one wish, if you suck my dick."

The guy thinks about it for a minute, and being sauced, he agrees. He's kneeling down, sucking the smaller guy's dick for a few minutes, and then stops and says, "I can't believe I'm sucking a leprechaun's dick!"

The short guy replies, "I can't believe that you think I'm a leprechaun!"

Me: looks like taco bells closed, sign says short staff.

Dad: well damnit! They should have hired taller people!!