An Irishman goes into a bar...
ing to have a dick that big."
Short guy says, "I'm a leprechaun. I'll grant you one wish, if you suck my dick."
The guy thinks about it for a minute, and being sauced, he agrees. He's kneeling down, sucking the smaller guy's dick for a few minutes, and then stops and says, "I can't believe I'm sucking a leprechaun's dick!"
The short guy replies, "I can't believe that you think I'm a leprechaun!" Read More