I gave my wife a vibrator moulded from a cast of my own penis for her to use whilst I'm away on business

I gave my wife a vibrator moulded from a cast of my own penis for her to use whilst I'm away on business.

and she's just sent me a text to say that she's tried it out and it was just like the real thing.The batteries ran out before she reached orgasm.

If a woman...

Buys a vibrator she is "modern and playful"...But if I buy a sex doll ultra4000 with elastic latex mouth, 6 speeds of vibration real feel Riley Reid and 16 different orgasm sounds sorround system people call me a pervert..

Electric vibrators and my frat brother have a lot in common,.

they're both charged with sexual batteries.

A lady goes to the emergency room.

with a vibrator stuck in her cooter. The doctor says, "That's going to be hard to remove."

She says, "I don't want it removed. Just change the batteries for me."

You know you're a good mom when you sacrifice your vibrator batteries for your kids toys.

What do non-alcoholic beer and a vibrator without batteries have in common?.

They both fill you up, but lack the buzz

Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors...

...this morning when the batteries went flat