A man wants to buy a horse (long)

A man wants to buy a horse (long).

So he finds the man who owns the horse. The owner takes him to the stable. The buyer asks to take the horse for a test ride.nbsp;"Okay," says the owner. "But I'm a retired church pastor. The horse will only go forward if you say, 'Praise the lord.' He will only stop moving if yo... read more

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A man wants to buy a horse (long).

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u say 'Hallelujah.' "

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Feeling annoyed, the buyer says "That's fine," and he gets up on the horse. After the seller returns to the house, the buyer, mounted on the horse, whips the reins and says, "Hiyah!!" The horse doesn't move. "Yah," he said, spurring the horse. Still no movement. Feeling a little embarrassed and stupid, he complied to the owner's instruction. "Praise the Lord," he mumbled, and the horse began quickly trotting away from the stable.

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*Wow,* the buyer thought, excited. *I wonder how fast this horse can go.* "Praise the Lord," he said, this time at normal volume. The horse sped up considerably.

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*Amazing! I must have this horse!* the buyer thought. "Praise the Lord!" he shouted. "Praise the Lord!" And the horse kept speeding up. The stable behind them was no longer visible.

But the horse and the buyer were speedily approaching a huge canyon. Seeing this ahead, the buyer commanded, "St- stop! Whoaaa, horse!" But the horse kept the charge forward. "Hallelujah!" the buyer shouted. And the horse stopped at the edge of the vast canyon, with only inches of ground to spare.

Looking up to the sky, the buyer sighed in relief. "Praise the Lord."

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