"We got plenty of those where I come from" NSFW

"We got plenty of those where I come from." NSFW.

So... an American, Russian, and a Mexican are sitting on the edge of the Grand Canyon just hanging out as they so often do. After a while the Mexican pulls out a huge joint and sparks it up. He proceeds to smoke only half of it and tosses the rest into the canyon. The Russian says "Hey man, why didn... read more

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"We got plenty of those where I come from." NSFW

"We got plenty of those where I come from." NSFW.

't you share any of that?" to which the Mexican replies "Don't worry, we got plenty of those where I come from."

Some time passes and the Russian pulls out this huge bottle of vodka, chugs half of it and tosses it into the canyon. The Mexican says "That was half full. Why did you just trash it?" to which the Russian replies "Meh... we've got plenty of those where I come from."

A while later, the American stands up, walks around behind the Mexican and gives him a swift kick to the backside sending him hurtling into the canyon.

The Russian says "What the hell man!? Why did you that!?"

The American replies "Don't worry, we got plenty of those where I come from."

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?.

They both love to spark up joints.

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An Engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding".

An Engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding".

He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.

In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever "

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?.

They aint ever got any papers

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A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

>Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."

Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

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Oldie but goodie. The russian, mexican and texan, drinking and fishing together

Oldie but goodie. The russian, mexican and texan, drinking and fishing together.

A Russian, Mexican and Texan are all fishing and drinking on a boat on the Rio grande. The Russian cracks open a brand new bottle of vodka, takes one swig, then throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it with his pistol. The Mexican said, "why you do that for homes?" the Russian said, "comrade wh... read more

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