A guy dies and goes to hell... (a bit sexual)

A guy dies and goes to hell... (a bit sexual).

He is greeted by the Devil, "Welcome to Hell, I will show you three rooms and you will have to pick one. You will remain in that room for the next 100 years". The guy, scared shit-less, says "ok". They go to room number one. There is a person tied to a pole screaming in pain while a demon whips his ... read more

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