A man died and went to hell . . .
en shows him the second room. Nothing but naked people standing on their heads. But this room has a rather uncomfortable cold draft continuously blowing.
Then they visit the third room. It's full of naked people who are milling about, sipping coffee and chatting. The only odd thing is that they are all wading knee-deep in manure.
"This wouldn't be too bad," thinks the man. "I could eventually get used to the smell."
He turns to the devil. "I pick this room," he says.
"Okay," says the devil. "But once you've chosen, you can't change your mind."
So the devil leaves and the man wades into the manure. Someone hands him a cup of coffee, and he starts getting acquainted with the other people. After a few minutes, a door opens and a huge, muscular demon with a whip steps in. The demon cracks his whip and announces, "All right, coffee break's over! Everybody get back on your heads!" Read More