Two souls, one thought

Two souls, one thought.

A man is sitting on his balcony, overseeing Paris, while getting a blowjob from a 82-year old woman.Same time, a man is walking a rope spanning the Grand Canyon.They have exactly the same thought...which?Don't look down!

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A trip to Paris.

A trip to Paris.

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