So this guy is driving down a dirt road..

So this guy is driving down a dirt road...

..and while he's driving he sees this 8 year old boy on the shoulder by himself just crying his eyes out. Naturally, this guy pulls over and asks him what's wrong and why he's all alone. All he can manage to say between sobs is "...my parents.." as he points to the canyon below. The guy looks over t... read more

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So this guy is driving down a dirt road...

So this guy is driving down a dirt road...

he edge and sees a flaming SUV with two charred bodies smoldering next to it. He looks back at the little boy and replies "Oh my God"

then he drops his pants and mutters "...today is NOT your day"

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3 Guys all married for 50 years, die at the same time, all go to pearly gates....

3 Guys all married for 50 years, die at the same time, all go to pearly gates....

ion.

First guy, how many times in 50 years did you cheat on your wife...the man says , Sir, in 50 years I have never cheated on my wife. St. Peter says for you Mercedes 500 convertible, he drives it through

Second guy, sweating a little, how many times in 50 years have you cheated on your wife, second guy stutters, 14 ,,,,12,,, ummm 14, St. Peter says for you, 1974 Chevy Nova, he drives it through

Third guy, sweat is pouring down, how many times have you cheated on your wife, He says, sir we both know I have cheated on my wife every Saturday night with a different girl, for you 1962, Vespa Scooter. He drives it through.

So the Scooter guy and Nova guy are driving around and they see the Mercedes guy pulled over on the road, sobbing, bone cracking huge sobs, tear stained shirt.

They say, what's wrong, you lived your whole life right, you were a great husband, why are you crying.

First guy says, "I just saw my wife go by on rollerskates".

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A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

t I was right, you know; Bitches can't drive," right before the car falls.

When first responders get to the scene and the car is eventually hauled back up, no one really knows what to make of the couple's dog seat-belted into the driver's seat.

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Pickup truck.

Pickup truck.

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of cheetahs. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with cheetahs in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around ... read more

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What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner, and someone who drives a Harley Davidson?.

What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner, and someone who drives a Harley Davidson?.

Position of the dirt bag.

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A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

A man, a woman, and a dog are all about to go over the edge of a canyon in a car.

The man and woman get into a heated argument about bad driving, and whose fault this is.The argument is cut short by the car's horn beeping repeatedly while the dog barks excessively. Glaring at the woman, the man bitterly complains, "Well it doesn't fucking matter, we're about to die anyway. Bu... read more

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