Some people were taking a tour of a rubber factory

Some people were taking a tour of a rubber factory.

On the tour they stop by where the factory made baby bottles caps. Everyone could hear the machine working: "Shh, pop, shh, pop, shh, pop". One of the tourists asked the guide what the noises were."well you see, the shhing sound is the rubber filling the moulds and the popping is the machine p... read more

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Some people were taking a tour of a rubber factory.

Some people were taking a tour of a rubber factory.

On the tour they stop by where the factory made baby bottles caps. Everyone could hear the machine working: "Shh, pop, shh, pop, shh, pop". One of the tourists asked the guide what the noises were.

"well you see, the shhing sound is the rubber filling the moulds and the popping is the machine poking a hole where the liquid will come out"

Everyone thought that made sense and moved along the tour. Later on, the group came to where the factory made condoms. This time they heard, "Shh, shh, pop, shh, shh, pop". And again someone asked what the noises were.

The tour guide answers, "well its the same noises as the baby bottle caps. The shhing is the filling of the condom mould and the popping is the machine poking a hole in every other condom"

One man interjects, "well that can't be too good for the condom business!"

The tour guide then replies, "yea but it's great for the baby bottle cap business!"

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My brother lost his job at the rubber factory.

My brother lost his job at the rubber factory.

... but I think he'll bounce back.

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What did the guy say when he got fired from the rubber band making factory?.

What did the guy say when he got fired from the rubber band making factory?.

Oh snap

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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

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I have four kids, so I finally shut down the factory [OC].

I have four kids, so I finally shut down the factory [OC].

I still give tours though. They're self-guided tours, but hey, nobody's complaining.

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There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"He showed his son a machine and said, "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig... read more

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