We are making White Russians to celebrate the Mueller report release, but I can’t remember the recipe

We are making White Russians to celebrate the Mueller report release, but I can’t remember the recipe.

Kahlua-sion or no kahlua-sion?

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House votes 420-0 to release Mueller's report to the public....

House votes 420-0 to release Mueller's report to the public....

See Marijuana brings people together!!!!

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Robert Mueller gets drunk after the report is released.

Robert Mueller gets drunk after the report is released.

He convinces Jim Comey and Andrew McCabe to accompany him downtown but he can’t seem to make up his mind where to go. He crosses the street from one pub to another. People gather to watch as he strides back and forth. Knowing that Mueller is a man of few words, they ask Comey what’s going on... read more

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Robert Mueller gets drunk after the report is released.

Robert Mueller gets drunk after the report is released.

. Comey shrugs and says it’s not for him to give out potentially sensitive information at an inopportune time.

The folks gathered ask McCabe, but he seems too preoccupied by his pension issues to figure it out.

Finally, Nancy Pelosi steps up. The crowd asks her if she knows what Mueller is doing.

“Can’t you people see what he’s telling you? “ she says as Mueller continues to trek from one pub to the next. “The only action to take now is to go dis bar, dat bar.”

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Oscar Pistorius will be celebrating his release to home arrest ....

Oscar Pistorius will be celebrating his release to home arrest ....

Oscar Pistorius will be celebrating his release to home arrest by getting legless and doing some shots in the bathroom.

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I noticed at the bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Mueller Report" are both in the erotica section.

I noticed at the bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Mueller Report" are both in the erotica section.

In both documents you can see someone who's totally fucked.

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The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook.

The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook.

Recipes include the Mohammed flambé and the Stacy Brulée.

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