My friend was bragging that they broke the mold that made him.
I said, "yea, my parents are divorced too"
My friend keeps obnoxiously bragging that he broke my record for deep sea diving.
That’s a new low.
I was bragging that I knew the hex code for every color, but then I forgot the one for blue.
Yea, that was a big 0000FF
Parents : we want another kid.
Kid: yea, I'd love a sibling.
Parents: that's not what we meant
My parents got a divorce.
It's okay though I'm still their nephew
What dog is breed is a ‘divorce’?.
My parents said they’re getting one
My parents are both mimes, but they’ve recently filed for divorce.
They just don’t communicate.