I am tired of molding all these clay without any results.

I am tired of molding all these clay without any results..

I need a brick.

What do you call a penis made out of molding clay?.

A dil-doh.

Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?.

His teacher was Plato.

I dropped my phone into the clay furnace.

That's how I bricked my phone.

I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food...

When they find out they'll shit bricks.

I just flew in from the airport and boy am i tired.

Its stressful flying a plane without a license.

If you have protected sex for 365 days straight, then melt the condoms down and mold a tire from them, what would you call it?.

A Fucking GoodYear.