What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?

What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?.

He didn’t carrot all

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One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...

One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...

e and passed the class. On his way out, he saw a target that was completely covered in mold next to the other targets. He asked the instructor if he could shoot it, as the mold didn’t look like a problem and the instructor gave him the go ahead. After unloading an entire clip into the target, the mold didn’t have so much as a divot in it. As he was standing there puzzled, a local shooting legend walked up and shot it, punching a hole right through it. He turned to the man and said, “Only shooting stars break the mold”.

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First they came for the nihilists, and I did nothing.

First they came for the nihilists, and I did nothing.

That is all.

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I am tired of molding all these clay without any results..

I am tired of molding all these clay without any results..

I need a brick.

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Did you hear about the new "carrot" collaboration between Apple and Dunkin Donuts? They say it's going to be amazing, but unfortunately

Did you hear about the new "carrot" collaboration between Apple and Dunkin Donuts? They say it's going to be amazing, but unfortunately.

iDonut carrot all.

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What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?.

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?.

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean.

A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean.

They are all c foods.

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