I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later..

I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later...

and Christ is resin.

Read More
More jokes about: #Mold #Silicon #Epoxy

Similar Jokes:

Whats a great way to get closer with your significant other?.

Whats a great way to get closer with your significant other?.

Mix epoxy resin with them. It'll be a bonding experience.

Read More
More jokes about: #Bonding
Guy goes on a tour at a condom factory.

Guy goes on a tour at a condom factory.

He is amazed at how the latex is poured into a mold and cooled. Thousands of condoms are being made every minute! But he starts to notice that every 20th condom gets punctured. He asks the guide about it. Guide replies: “we also own a baby bottle company.”

Read More
More jokes about: #Mold #Tour #Condom #Latex #Puncture
A man working at the Federal Reserve.

A man working at the Federal Reserve.

A man working at the Federal Reserve was hired to manufacture pennies. On his first day, the supervisor walked him around the manufacturing area. “This first machine melts down large blocks of metal. The liquid metal is then poured into a mold that makes a smaller block. That smaller block ... read more

Read More
We had our first child and he's beautiful, but he had a rare birth defect.

We had our first child and he's beautiful, but he had a rare birth defect.

ed, "Has the patient been circumcised yet?" Our doc replied that he hadn't, and the surgeon explained his plan.

The NICU cut a short length of 5mm silicone tubing and placed it over the tip of our newborn's penis, then carefully stretched his little foreskin over the end of the tubing and taped it in place. After 12 hours they replaced it with 7.5mm tubing, then after 24 hours they replaced that with 10mm tubing.

The next day the surgeon arrived. They wheeled our baby into surgery where he performed the circumcision and then immediately used the recovered, stretched tissue to replace the missing eyelids.

Afterward, the surgeon explained to us that he's done this surgery only three times before but it was always successful, and since it used the baby's own tissue there was virtually no chance of rejection.

We thanked the surgeon and asked if there were any side effects we should look out for.

"Well," he said thoughtfully, "he'll probably be a little cockeyed."

Read More
More jokes about: #Defect #Silicone #Pediatric #Virtual