Whenever I do crown molding I can never get the corners to match up quite right

Whenever I do crown molding I can never get the corners to match up quite right.

I guess I have coping issues.

Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw...

A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.

Whenever I go to a sauna, I must have the whole thing to my self...

I have selfish steam issues.

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.

Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

I must clean this damp and dark place.

I must break the mold.

I am tired of molding all these clay without any results..

I need a brick.

I like my food like I like my coping mechanisms.

Extremely unhealthy.