The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so gross"

The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so gross.".

I told her to "respect its culture."

Every Husband is a farmer by default.

His survival solely depends on "agree"culture..."Agree"culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)

I told my teenage daughter “There are two words you need to drop from your vocabulary. One is ‘awesome’ and the other is ‘gross’.”.

“Okay,” she replies, “what are they?”

I respect a person who socializes with others by playing Magic: The Gathering.

They're a mana culture.

A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber.

"Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."

Why did Mother Vinegar let her daughter date Moldy Melon?.

Because he was well cultured.

I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating.

I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.

"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"