The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so gross"

The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so gross.".

I told her to "respect its culture."

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"Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."

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"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"

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