A wealthy and blind American businessman writes to his nephew in Soviet Russia asking him to come to America to help him with his business

A wealthy and blind American businessman writes to his nephew in Soviet Russia asking him to come to America to help him with his business.

The nephew is called to NKVD headquarters as a result. The interrogator says, "Write to your uncle and ask him to close his company and come to the USSR. We will provide him with everything."The nephew says, "I'm sorry but you didn't understand. My uncle lost his eyesight, not his mind."

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