Guy goes on a tour at a condom factory

Guy goes on a tour at a condom factory.

He is amazed at how the latex is poured into a mold and cooled. Thousands of condoms are being made every minute! But he starts to notice that every 20th condom gets punctured. He asks the guide about it. Guide replies: “we also own a baby bottle company.”

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"well you see, the shhing sound is the rubber filling the moulds and the popping is the machine poking a hole where the liquid will come out"

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The tour guide then replies, "yea but it's great for the baby bottle cap business!"

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