What do you call a penis made out of molding clay?

What do you call a penis made out of molding clay?.

A dil-doh.

I am tired of molding all these clay without any results..

I need a brick.

Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?.

His teacher was Plato.

What do you call a penis shaped boat made out of potatoes?.

A dictatorship

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

My friend was bragging that they broke the mold that made him.

I said, "yea, my parents are divorced too"

What do you call a retired comedian?.

Comedy mold.