Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit

Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit.

Joe was on his way to his favorite museum. The museum had announced a new exhibit and he was extremely excited to be one of the first people to ever see it, since he got some early access tickets. When he got there, there were about 12 other people who had also gotten a ticket for today, so he assum... read more

A guy went to museum to see a dinosaur bone exhibit.

A guy went to a museum to see a dinosaur bone exhibit. He walks around the galleries and is quite impressed by the reconstruction of these ancient animals--a T-rex, a triceratops and more. He sees a guy who works for the museum standing near one of them and says to him. "They're quite a sight. H... read more

I went to a museum exhibit on feces, but the lighting was awful.

I couldn't see shit.

I was at the Natural History Museum.

and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit. Those guys were buff studs.no homo

A museum curator obtains a valuable painting called "The Joke".

The painting is put on exhibit, and to celebrate its arrival the museum throws a large party. Everyone there has an amazing time, and leaves very happy. The curator in all his excitement forgets to lock the museum. When he arrives at work the next day, he finds a terrifying sight. The painting is go... read more

Joe and Tim.

Tim was a ticket collector in the bus...One day a heavily built guy named Joe entered and shooed him off. This repeated for another two weeks. Pissed off, he started bodybuilding and in a month he had huge bicepsThe next day Joe once again said,"Joe does not need a ticket""Why the f*ck d... read more

A guy goes to a museum.

On the tour, the tour guide shows them an exhibition and tells them, "this is the very first, teepee designed to securely hold criminals. The Native Americans used it to house convicts".The next day, the guy is passing the museum and sees they are taking down the name on the front of the mus... read more