A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass

A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass.

He stops and asks, "Hey! Why are you eating grass?"The man replies, "I'm out of money, I lost my job and I haven't eaten in three days! Grass is my only option."The businessman thinks for a few second and says, "You know what, why don't you come with me to my house."The man, ... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #Businessman #Successful #Sidewalk

Similar Jokes:

A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass.

A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass.

He stops and asks, "Hey! Why are you eating grass?"

The man replies, "I'm out of money, I lost my job and I haven't eaten in three days! Grass is my only option."

The businessman thinks for a few second and says, "You know what, why don't you come with me to my house."

The man, very grateful, replies, "Yes! That would be nice. Thank you so much, sir." He points at the end of the road and says, "There's another family of 5 there. They also haven't eaten in a long time! Would you mind if they come along as well?"

The businessman says, "Sure, as long as they can fit in my car. My house isn't far down this road so it shouldn't be a problem. Besides, I haven't mowed my lawn in months."

Read More
More jokes about: #Grateful #Businessman
A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass.

A successful businessman is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass.

very grateful, replies, "Yes! That would be nice. Thank you so much, sir." He points at the end of the road and says, "There's another family of 5 there. They also haven't eaten in a long time! Would you mind if they come along as well?"

The businessman says, "Sure, as long as they can fit in my car. My house isn't far down this road so it shouldn't be a problem. Besides, I haven't mowed my lawn in months."

Read More
More jokes about: #Grate #Businessman #Successful
Football game between Jamaica and Ethiopia. Final result?

Football game between Jamaica and Ethiopia. Final result?.

Half the grass eaten, half the grass smoked.

Read More
More jokes about: #Smoked
Why did the muslim man eat grass clippings?.

Why did the muslim man eat grass clippings?.

It was grass Allah mowed

Read More
More jokes about: #Mowed #Allah
What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia?.

What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia?.

Half the grass is smoked and the other half is eaten.

Read More
More jokes about: #Smoked
A rich man was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

A rich man was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed by the sight he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man: "Why are you eating grass?"The poor man replied: "We don't have any money for food. We have to eat grass." "Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the rich m... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #Limousine #Limousin