Things you can say about your washing machine that you can't to say about your girlfriend

Things you can say about your washing machine that you can't to say about your girlfriend.

"She can fit four loads inside her.""Sometimes she gets really noisy during the spin cycle.""If I leave it inside her too long, it starts to smell funny. ""Got her half off, she was a steal!""She always leaves my sheets soaked. ""I've lost so many socks inside... read more

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