I knew a successful businessman who decided to shut down everything and run a funeral parlor

I knew a successful businessman who decided to shut down everything and run a funeral parlor.

It was quite the undertaking.

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“You’re a funeral director? That must be quite the undertaking.”

“You’re a funeral director? That must be quite the undertaking.”.

Yes I make a killing!

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Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful?.

Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful?.

All of their customers got happy endings.

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An Undertaker just came home from work.

An Undertaker just came home from work.

Undertaker: Honey, I'm home. You won't believe the guy I prepared for the funeral today, He's got 9 inches long and 2 inches in diameter of.....Wife: NOOOoooo! Jeffrey's dead!

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Why was God such a savvy businessman?.

Why was God such a savvy businessman?.

He knew how to make prophets.

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An anti-vax woman marries a rich chinese businessman.

An anti-vax woman marries a rich chinese businessman.

Later on, the woman gives birth to a healthy baby boy. However, shortly after the baby's 1st birthday, he died. During the funeral, people noticed that the mother kept muttering to herself as she cried.While lowering the casket, the mother kept shouting: "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! OH, I SHOU... read more

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Walking past the funeral directors.

Walking past the funeral directors.

I was walking past the funeral directors the other day, and I looked in, and was shocked to see a large, hairy elephant in a black suit showing a family a head stone. I thought to myself "That's a mammoth undertaking."

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