An ex-businessman, now bankrupt, is preparing to jump off a bridge..

An ex-businessman, now bankrupt, is preparing to jump off a bridge...

As he's about to step into the void, a hand grabs him from behind.He turns back annoyed and sees that the hand belongs to an old bearded overweight guy."Why did you stop me you old fool?""Have you gone mad my son? You were about to kill yourself!" The old man exclaims with a ... read more

Some guy’s looking at this old picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, “You grow a beard?” No, I shave my photos. Sean Morey

What do you call an adult male who believes that a man with a white beard hands out stuff for free?.

A communist

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

A: Saint Nickel-less.

My friend was looking at an old school picture of me and asked "Hey, did you grow a beard?".

No, I shaved my photos.