An Asylum Tour

An Asylum Tour.

A benefactor by the name of John is touring an asylum to see how it is being ran. Occasionally, he sees an unusual patient and stops to talk.The first man he comes across is grabbing the sides of his head and making a marked twisting motion. Concerned, John asks him what he's doing. Well, si... read more

Doc.

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously."Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman."That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'... read more

Four friends are touring Europe...

n the back see me alright?"

The four friends respond, "Yes, Oui, Si, Ja!"

A man was filling a form...

This was the form he filled

Sex: 2 times a week.

Strength: My wife, Amy.

Weakness: John's wife Selena.

Opportunity: When John is on tour.

Threat: When I am on tour!!!

I once toured an mental asylum...

I definitely saw some people who clearly needed to be there and others that seem normal, I asked the asylum doctor/psychologist how they determine if someone is truly 'insane'.'We fill a bath tub up with water and present the patient with a spoon, tea cup and a bucket. We then ask them to em... read more

I once toured an mental asylum...

pty the tub of the water.'

'Oh I get it! A sane person would use a bucket because it holds the most water.'

'No, the sane person would pull the plug. Would you like a room with a window?"

The Queen's Surprise.

The Queen of England is taking a tour of one of America's best hospitals. They are going through different areas, and occasionally meeting with some of the patients. They walk into a room, and inside, a patient is intensely masturbating. The Queen is shocked. "My heavens, what is the... read more