One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting..

One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...

So he signed up for a concealed carry license class and got his own weapon. When he was done with the classroom portion, they took the class out to the shooting range to shoot some targets. The instructor told them only to shoot the 3 targets across the range. The man hit all 3 directly in the middl... read more

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I took my kids to the shooting range today.

I took my kids to the shooting range today.

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Target practice.

Target practice.

Out on the shooting range in an area where hunting is forbidden, I encounter two chinese gentleman curious about what happens at this place.

They politely ask if this is where they can shoot some rabbits. No no, I say, shooting rabbits is not legal here. You are only allowed to practice firing at the designated targets, you know for fun.

"Ahhhh" they remark. Taking a seat, staring at the field ahead of them. Guns on the ground next to them. Puzzled, I ask if they're going to take a few shots at the targets.

"Yes" they reply, "We wait for rabbit to move in front of target".

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One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...

One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...

e and passed the class. On his way out, he saw a target that was completely covered in mold next to the other targets. He asked the instructor if he could shoot it, as the mold didn’t look like a problem and the instructor gave him the go ahead. After unloading an entire clip into the target, the mold didn’t have so much as a divot in it. As he was standing there puzzled, a local shooting legend walked up and shot it, punching a hole right through it. He turned to the man and said, “Only shooting stars break the mold”.

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What's the difference between an american school and a firing range?.

What's the difference between an american school and a firing range?.

The school has moving targets.

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Shooting guns is a stupid hobby.

Shooting guns is a stupid hobby.

Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!

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What do Stormtroopers call target practice?.

What do Stormtroopers call target practice?.

Shooting the breeze

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