A businessman travelled to japan

A businessman travelled to japan.

...to attend an important meeting with a local company's CEO. The evening before the meeting, he was anxious and decided to find some distraction by ordering a prostitute to his hotel room. The sex was good and the woman kept yelling "Hai to, hai to, hai tooooo!" until they were finished. He did not... read more

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Nakamushi! Nakamushi!.

A businessman is on his first trip to Japan. To relax himself the night before his big meeting he gets a call girl. While he's banging her she keeps on screaming

Nakamushi! Nakamushi! which he assumes is a complement on his sexual prowess.

The next his meeting goes well and he's invited to play golf with the Japanese CEO. The CEO sinks a particular long putt for a birdie and the businessman thinks 'I'll impress him with some Japanese' so he applauds the CEO and says

Nakamushi! Nakamushi! But the CEO frowns at him and says

What do you mean 'Wrong hole! Wrong hole'?

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A businessman travelled to japan.

A businessman travelled to japan.

know japanese but from the context he knew it had to mean something along the lines of "good!" as it was more than obvious to him that she liked what he was doing.

The hooker had not been cheap but more than worth it because when the meeting came, our businessman was so relaxed and confident that he excelled and sealed one of the greatest deals in his company's history.

The following day was spent at a golf course with the new japanese business partners. When the CEO scored a hole-in-one our businessman exclaimed "HAI TO!" which made the japanese hesitate, then turn around and ask "What you mean: wrong hole?"

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ta ana!''. He thought to himself, hm i know nothing of Japanese but this must mean some kind of expression for feeling good or something, like ''oh yes, great!''. May be useful.

Next day, he and the Japanese CEO are spending some time playing Golf before the meeting. Japanese CEO hits a really great shot with ball entering the hole directly. So a businessman decides to put his new knowledge of Japanese to use, and yells ''Machigatta ana!"' while applauding.

Japanese CEO turns around, looks at him confused and says - ''what do you mean ' wrong hole'?''

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