What do you call a retired comedian?

What do you call a retired comedian?.

Comedy mold.

What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?.

Sitcoms

What do you call a test tube filled with mold?.

A vile vial

What do you call a penis made out of molding clay?.

A dil-doh.

I really hate being a comedian so I broke my legs.

Guess who’s not doing stand up comedy

What do you call a female comedian?.

not funny

What do mathematicians call retirement?.

Aftermath